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28th February 17, 05:12 PM
#411
Speaking of snails...
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of a giant's fingers
 Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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1st March 17, 07:30 AM
#412
It's hard to sneak up on a sponge because of their poriferal vision.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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1st March 17, 05:30 PM
#413
a guest on a fishing trip was having a hard time bringing in a fish. Every time he got a fish to the bank it would get loose. The guide pointed out he was breaking a basic rule saying "Your fish is mine to come land"
Quondo Omni Flunkus Moritati
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1st March 17, 05:52 PM
#414
Originally Posted by bikercelt1
a guest on a fishing trip was having a hard time bringing in a fish. Every time he got a fish to the bank it would get loose. The guide pointed out he was breaking a basic rule saying "Your fish is mine to come land"
Och! Fish puns!
Let me sea what I can think of. I will put my whole heart and shoal into it. I would want to miss an opportunaty to come up with a groaner. Alas, I manta to come up with more, but it was all for the halibut
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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1st March 17, 08:49 PM
#415
Sturgeon General's Warning: Fish puns may be hazardous to your health and may be haddock forming. Side effects may include herring loss, aching soles, carpal tunnel and bass aches. Sea your doctor.
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8th March 17, 10:46 AM
#416
We are experiencing high winds today. I've been watching the shadows of huge limbs sway wildly. I can even see right outside my window the main trunk of a 16" (40 cm) diameter tree swaying with about 5 degrees arc.
I don't want to lose any trees, so I am cheering for them.
Yay trees!
Yay trees!
You can stand up to the breeze
I guess you could say that I am rooting for them.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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8th March 17, 12:42 PM
#417
You're really going out on a limb with that one. At least you're branching out and getting away from fish puns.
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8th March 17, 12:58 PM
#418
What? My fish puns were off the scale!
Betwig you and I, we should be able to come up with a few, though older ones might ring a bell.
Originally Posted by Alan H
Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.
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8th March 17, 01:22 PM
#419
A member of the family didn't know that he had an allergy to that species. It was touch and go for a while, but they finally got that fish out of Walter.
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8th March 17, 02:27 PM
#420
Originally Posted by Taskr
A member of the family didn't know that he had an allergy to that species. It was touch and go for a while, but they finally got that fish out of Walter.
His allergic reaction was that his walleyes got swollen.
Originally Posted by Alan H
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