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5th April 06, 07:50 AM
#51
link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:17 AM.
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5th April 06, 07:53 AM
#52
link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:17 AM.
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5th April 06, 07:59 AM
#53
his kilt's a bit shairt is it no?
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5th April 06, 08:04 AM
#54
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5th April 06, 08:04 AM
#55
see, now that's just creepy
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5th April 06, 08:10 AM
#56
link noo died an gone.... sorry lads...
Last edited by Pour1Malt; 10th November 07 at 03:18 AM.
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5th April 06, 08:16 AM
#57
Now that one is funny!
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5th April 06, 08:18 AM
#58
Two English tourists came upon and old kilted Highland shepherd sitting on a hill top,
and they thought to have a little fun at his expense, and, as the day was very misty, asked him if he was sitting there enjoying the scenery.
“I suppose, old man,” said one, “you can see a great distance from this on a clear day.”
“Oh yes, gentlemen, a great distance indeed,just as you say.”
“I suppose now, on a clear day,” said another, “you could see as far as to London.”
“Oh, yes,” replied the shepherd, “ and farther than even London.”
“Quite to America and Madagascar, I should think,” said the other, with a wink to his companion.
“Yes, and farther too.”
”Farther than America, well, now, old man, tell us how far you can see.”
“Well, if the night is clear, gentlemen, you will see from this all the way to the moon.”
The tourists had met their match, and did not pursue their enquiries further along that line.
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5th April 06, 08:25 AM
#59
An American is up in the Highlands tracing his ancestry,
he looks in this graveyard and there's a Scotsman lifting his kilt and urinating on a grave,
the Yank shouts out... "for gods sake man I have never seen anything so
blasphemous in ma Godamnded life! "
The Scot shouts back... "och ye dinna understand Yank-
doon under this grave lies ma pal Hamish,
I made a pact with him that when he died I would come to his grave each anniversary
of his death and pour a bottle of the finest malt whisky over his grave. "
The Yanks shouts back...
"well it sure don't look like you are doing what your pal asked you to do does it now?"
The Scotsman shouts back...
"och, I ken, but I thought I would filter the Whisky through ma kidneys first!!!"
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5th April 06, 08:29 AM
#60
 Originally Posted by Pour1Malt
An American is up in the Highlands tracing his ancestry,
he looks in this graveyard and there's a Scotsman lifting his kilt and urinating on a grave,
the Yank shouts out... "for gods sake man I have never seen anything so
blasphemous in ma Godamnded life! "
The Scot shouts back... "och ye dinna understand Yank-
doon under this grave lies ma pal Hamish,
I made a pact with him that when he died I would come to his grave each anniversary
of his death and pour a bottle of the finest malt whisky over his grave. "
The Yanks shouts back...
"well it sure don't look like you are doing what your pal asked you to do does it now?"
The Scotsman shouts back...
"och, I ken, but I thought I would filter the Whisky through ma kidneys first!!!"
Ha! He's just doing what any friend would
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