Here's Your Sign

[Downix]

I like your dad already. "Your lips! They look like raw meat and I'd like to chew on them until I gag!"

He was an ok man, and a better woman. I miss him terribly.

[haxtonhouse]

Was it a comedy sketch?

No, he was actually asking college graduates!

[Nighthawk]

He was an ok man, and a better woman. I miss him terribly.

Part of this I understand- the missing him terribly part. The rest is a bit... cryptic. Was he a drag queen?

No, he was actually asking college graduates!

Ouch... Brain... hurts...

[Downix]

Part of this I understand- the missing him terribly part. The rest is a bit... cryptic. Was he a drag queen?

try a surgically corrected hermaphrodite who underwent a reversal in latter life....

don't think too hard on it, makes my brain hurt and I was there.

[Downix]

note, I speak of my biological father, not the man that raised me.

[Nighthawk]

try a surgically corrected hermaphrodite who underwent a reversal in latter life....

don't think too hard on it, makes my brain hurt and I was there.

Ah! I see. Yeah, that would cause some emotional issues for all involved. Mother Nature is sometimes cruel...

[Nervous Jock]

And my personal favorite:

Do you speak English?

On the of the Arc de triomphe a couple of years age a young American Lady asked me if I spoke English, my response, "probably better than you do!"

[LANCER1562]

I work in the Public Safety field as a security officer patrolling low-income housing developments and as such am required to be armed. I've been doing this for close to 25 years now and have lost count of the number of times I've been asked if my gun is real or if it is loaded.

To the question of "Is your gun real?" I usually respond "Nope. It's a fashion accessory".

Quetion: "Is your gun loaded?"
Answer: "Nope. They make keep me only one bullet in my shirt pocket and only load it in the gun in an emergency."
Like Barney Fife of "The Andy Griffith Show" fame.

Here's your sign.

These questions mind you, are almost always from adults, not young children who really don't know about such things.

[Frank McGrath]

I honestly believe that most kids think things out before they speak. I just wish their parents did the same. Christmas eve, I wore my kilt to church. One of the youth came up and asked me straightforward questions about the kilt and jacket. I thanked him for asking the questions he had. Not 2 minutes later, a guy walks up to me and asks, "Is that Scotch"? Here's your sign!