One of my buddies at work was telling me that he was watching an episode of COPS, and one of the criminals being chased down by the cops was this young man wearing pants so loose that they kept on falling down while he was trying to run away. He said he thought of me because I'm one of the few people he knows that thinks that the whole extremely-loose-fitting-pants fad is really stupid. I wish I could've seen it. It's hard to look cool in those pants if they keep falling to your ankles while trying to run away. Get kilted! Well, obey the law too, but get kilted anyways!
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