All right. I KNOW you're on this board. Now 'fess up... Who are you???

Me and the Mrs just went down to my stepmothers retirement community to meet her for lunch. I was kilted, with the jacket, flashes, semi-formal sporran, the whole kit. In the parking lot was a nice, new dark gray Ford F-150 pickup truck with an "Up yer kilt!" bumper sticker on it!

YEEEAAAHHHH!!!

OK, you KNOW who you are!!!!