Physical Fitness

**Southern Breeze** · 22nd February 06, 04:07 PM

We have a copy of this on the wall at work. Since there's been posts on exercising I thought I'd share it. There's always plenty of room in a diet or exercise program for a good laugh.

Revised Company Exercise Program

The company has discontinued all physical fitness programs since everyone gets enough exercise by:-

jumping to conclusions,
flying off the handle,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
shooting the breeze,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
pushing their luck,
shuffling papers,
and playing hide and seek.

**GMan** · 25th February 06, 08:45 PM

That pretty much sums up the exercise program of many people.

**pdcorlis** · 25th February 06, 09:06 PM

Great list!

I was laughing so hard I almost pulled a muscle shifting my paradigm :rolleyes:

**Will** · 26th February 06, 08:09 AM

I like that exercise program a lot.

Fits the place I work also.

Definately going up in my office!

**auld argonian** · 26th February 06, 11:27 AM

How sad but true.

The time has come for me to go back into the workforce full time and one of the things that I haven't missed has been office politics.

I have suggested to my wife that I should just get a hot dog cart and go into business for myself...no superiors, no subordinates, no backstabbing, no b*llsh*t...just buns and mustard.

Best

AA