Joke about a Scot

**Graham** · 23rd February 06, 07:22 AM

A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a wee island. As he regains consciousness on the beach, he sees a beautiful unclad woman standing over him. She asks, "Would you like some food?"

" Yes, please, “croaks the Scot, “I haven't eaten a bite of food for a week and I am starving !"
She disappears into the woods and quickly comes back with a basket of food. When he has gobbled it down, she asks, "Would you like something to drink?"
" Oh, yes ! That food has made me very thirsty and I would very much like a drink!"
She goes off into the woods again and returns with a bottle of 75-year-old single-malt Scotch whiskey. The Scotsman is beginning to think that he's in heaven when the unclad woman leans closer and says, "Would you like to play around?"

" Oh, you gorgeous lass” says he, “don't tell me you've got a golf course here as well!"

I'll be using this to open a speech, the "toast to the lasses" at an event upcoming.

**UmAnOnion** · 23rd February 06, 09:09 AM

uh oh... looks like the multiple Grahams are slipping ...

one of the others already posted this joke ...

**Southern Breeze** · 23rd February 06, 09:37 AM

I'm still laughing from the other post.

**MacMullen** · 23rd February 06, 11:10 AM

Still a classic, no matter how many times Graham tells it.

**Graham** · 23rd February 06, 03:07 PM

OOPS

must be oldtimers diseeeese setting in.

**mudd** · 23rd February 06, 04:28 PM

As if anyone could actually read EVERY post on this forum.

Who has the time?

Hey, wait a minute! That was Graham who posted it last time too!

**Sherry** · 23rd February 06, 05:29 PM

I liked it, & shared it, the first time you posted it.

**Andrew Breecher** · 23rd February 06, 09:02 PM

This is really how Graham's post count is so high - he just posts twice about every topic.

Or he farms his account out to many people to post for him. This time two of those people happened to post the same thing within three days of each other. Tsk, shoddy workmanship, that.

Andrew.