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18th November 06, 04:50 PM
#1
At the grocery store....
I don't normaly post stuff like this, but... what the heck ->
While out and about today, I had several stops to make.... one of which was the grocery store. I happened to be wearing my Xmarks kilt and a leather bomber jacket. While walking across the parking lot heading into the store, I was stopped by a woman - late '50s - who said...
"I like it! " she said, "the kilt - but are you dressed like a true Scot?? "
"In weather like this", I confessed, "I part with tradition sometimes."
"Can't blame you for that", she said as we parted company.
Things were going pretty well until I went into the store. Down one of the aisles, there was a rather scruffy looking couple - mid '20s - and as I passed by them, I over heard the guy make the "nice skirt" comment.
I casually stopped and picked up a can of juice, turned and remarked...
"Thanks and yes, it is a nice skirt.... but grown ups call it a kilt."
I smiled but the guys wife just looked a bit cross and they both turned and continued on their way. A nice grey haired lady who had been standing nearby smiled at me and said, "good for you." I just winked and continued my shopping. I did encounter the blue-jean couple later in another aisle, but they avoided making eye contact with me.
People can be funny sometimes.
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18th November 06, 06:36 PM
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 Originally Posted by Blu (Ontario)
I don't normaly post stuff like this, but... what the heck ->
While out and about today, I had several stops to make.... one of which was the grocery store. I happened to be wearing my Xmarks kilt and a leather bomber jacket. While walking across the parking lot heading into the store, I was stopped by a woman - late '50s - who said...
"I like it!  " she said, "the kilt - but are you dressed like a true Scot??  "
"In weather like this", I confessed, "I part with tradition sometimes."
"Can't blame you for that", she said as we parted company.
Things were going pretty well until I went into the store. Down one of the aisles, there was a rather scruffy looking couple - mid '20s - and as I passed by them, I over heard the guy make the "nice skirt" comment.
I casually stopped and picked up a can of juice, turned and remarked...
"Thanks and yes, it is a nice skirt.... but grown ups call it a kilt."
I smiled but the guys wife just looked a bit cross and they both turned and continued on their way. A nice grey haired lady who had been standing nearby smiled at me and said, "good for you." I just winked and continued my shopping. I did encounter the blue-jean couple later in another aisle, but they avoided making eye contact with me.
People can be funny  sometimes.
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Good for you Blu! Sometime is is just nice to respond back to the idiots, even if they don't get it.
The kilt concealed a blaster strapped to his thigh. Lazarus Long
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19th November 06, 03:10 AM
#3
"Thanks and yes, it is a nice skirt.... but grown ups call it a kilt."
Blu that is too funny. Did you use the tone of voice like you were explaining something to a small child also? I guess the girl didn't appreciate her scruffy man getting shot down that way. Thanks for sharing that.
YMOS,
Tony
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19th November 06, 04:09 AM
#4
That's the best put down I've heard in ages. I must remeber it
Slainte!
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19th November 06, 04:25 AM
#5
Excellent response to the child brained
In Scotland, there is no such thing as bad weather - only the wrong clothes. - Billy Connolly
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19th November 06, 06:37 AM
#6
Well I've not been wearing long, but the only bad remarks are coming from my 12 year old step daughter, and I just don't pay her any attention. Good on ya for being quick on your feet.
Brett
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19th November 06, 06:44 AM
#7
nicely handled Blu, goes to show..life would be boring in trews
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19th November 06, 07:07 AM
#8
Nicely dealt with, Blu, and of course the immature guy was dressed same as
his girl in blue jeans.
Regional Director for Scotland for Clan Cunningham International, and a Scottish Armiger.
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19th November 06, 07:39 AM
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 Originally Posted by TheSp8
Blu that is too funny. Did you use the tone of voice like you were explaining something to a small child also? I guess the girl didn't appreciate her scruffy man getting shot down that way. Thanks for sharing that.
YMOS,
Tony
It was a "I know you know better" tone of voice... slightly condescending but with a friendly tone to it.
This denim clad couple looked like they had "history" and weren't particularly enjoying what they were doing anyway.
I'm not always so quick to respond... but I was thinking after the fact that my retort would work on just about anybody regardless of age or gender.
Last edited by Blu (Ontario); 19th November 06 at 07:47 AM.
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19th November 06, 10:42 AM
#10
Well done, Blu; great but polite put down.
Bob
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice but in practice there is.
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