The secret is out, it seems that they have finally discovered our wee country.

that a team of commandos from New Zealand had joined Afghan soldiers at the scene caused a sensation in the little country off the coast of Australia.
http://atwar.blogs.nytimes.com/

Off the coast of Australia...

1930Kms (1200 miles), is not off the coast.

And I think you will find that Australia is just off the west coast of New Zealand.