So I'm not Scottish, but I would really like to have a family tartan. My wife and I have been screwing around on Scotweb and came up with the following and I'd like your input.



I printed it out and held it up so my wife could see how it'd look on me, she said it looked great. I then asked how she would look in a matching skirt. To which she replied "It'll be far enough away from my face that it will look fine." I seriously almost peed I laughed so hard. Of course she didn't mean it as it sounded. Funny just the same.