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14th April 11, 08:55 AM
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The Blind Cowboy
This joke was sent to me in an e-mail, enjoy!
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it's only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl, an award-winning bodybuilder.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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14th April 11, 09:11 AM
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Rev. Rob, Clan MacMillan, NM, USA
CCXX, CCXXI - Quidquid necesse est.
If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all. (Thumperian Principle)
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14th April 11, 10:02 AM
#3
Very Nice!
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14th April 11, 11:04 PM
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14th April 11, 11:06 PM
#5
I tried to ask my inner curmudgeon before posting, but he sprayed me with the garden hose…
Yes, I have squirrels in my brain…
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14th April 11, 11:51 PM
#6
Are we to assume that being blind can make you dumb?
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15th April 11, 04:17 AM
#7
Nice one. My wife is blonde...I will be sharing that one with here later today. I hope she laughs too
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15th April 11, 06:54 AM
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why are blonde jokes usually one liners?
so men can remember them
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