Ok, so I'm planning on picking up 5 yards of double width Buchanan hunting tartan. I want a great kilt for, er...ahem, "roleplaying" with the wife (married life is awesome).
How in the name of haggis do you put the thing on? I have delusions of this...



I don't want it falling off at the wrong time, or to look like a soup sandwich. Help a fellow out guys!