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    What's the Joke?

    Here's an idea jhockin and I had on the way back from Kilt Kamp. Rather than tell a joke where you wait for the punch line, I'm going to give you the punchline and you get to come up with the joke. This may go nowhere, but it may be fun.

    Here are the rules:

    1. If you plan to tell a joke then DON'T read through the tread, just walk away until you're ready to submit your joke.
    2. Go ahead and take your time
    3. All rules are suggestions only

    So here it come, this is the punchline of your joke. Get creative!


    Punchline - "Does it come in tartan"?

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    When Dolly the cloned sheep was introduced in 1997 the Scottish tourism agency enquired...

    Quote Originally Posted by xman View Post


    Punchline - "Does it come in tartan"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    the Scottish tourism agency enquired...

    that's it...

    done,

    close the thread, no one'll do better n that... I sure won't try - I'm just gonna grab a glass of Talisker an a good cigar, lay under the stars, watch the Perseids, n snicker to myself...

    that was good...


    does it come in tartan...
    Last edited by islandkilt; 10th August 12 at 09:31 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThistleDown View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    When Dolly the cloned sheep was introduced in 1997 the Scottish tourism agency enquired...
    McElmurry, don't you owe us a punchline to keep the thread going?
    Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
    Some days you're the bat, some days you're the watermelon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    McElmurry, don't you owe us a punchline to keep the thread going?
    I thought it was more like a caption contest where several folks take a shot at writing a joke to go with the punch line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
    McElmurry, don't you owe us a punchline to keep the thread going?
    Mikilt , maybe one of us should submit a courtesy punchline .

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGumerait View Post
    Mikilt , maybe one of us should submit a courtesy punchline .
    Punch line: Snap crackle pop

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    Quote Originally Posted by McElmurry View Post
    I thought it was more like a caption contest where several folks take a shot at writing a joke to go with the punch line.
    I see what you are saying . Now I'm not sure . Come up with jokes to fit that single punch line - or - come up with a joke to fit that punch line and then submit a new punch line that waits for another joke ( kind of like the Song Title Game ) . Not sure which one " xman " intended . I'm sure he will clarify , either way , it should be fun .
    Last edited by MacGumerait; 10th August 12 at 11:43 PM.

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