I was going to tell her about ordering another kilt, I truly was, but somehow it slipped my mind, I've been busy.

So what happens? she looks at the credit card statement an says "WHAT'S THIS....ANOTHER KILT? ARE YOU MAD?"

I suppose the easiest thing would have been to dribble at the mouth, look crosseyed and reply "yes I am".
The best I could come out with was, 'Oh that...I got a special deal on that' (which is true, every kilt is a speacial deal).

Does anyone have a spare bed for a few nights?