As I have posted before, I live in a very conservative farming community. I believe that inbreeding runs rampant in my county, There are those who have never seen a man in a kilt. My wife and I have a new favorite restaurant in the nest town. I have worn the kilt there several times. The newest waitress, a young lass, stopped in mid sentence when she saw the kilt and yelled, "That is awesome". Several times. I thanked her. Nest thing I know, this big lug from the bar comes over and starts trash talking. Mid 20's. I aksed him if he had ever gotten his butt beat by an old man in a skirt. He then backed down. Then he had to challenge my manhood in a drinking contest. I ordered a beer on his tab, and drank it. I then told him he won. He returned to the bar . telling all his friends about his experience. I had a nice dinner with my wife and our friends. They all thought I was the better man for the way I handled Dumbo the Redneck. The manager then came over and congratulated me. With a dunb look on my face, he told me I was the first guy that went toe to toe with Dumbo and won.( or at least wasn't removed by ambulance. He bought a round for the table. Ahhhhh, the power of the kilt.

I wear the kilt for me. Yes, I like the attention, to a point. It's when the morons awake that I wish I was somewhere else.