The other day while in line at the grocer one of the clerks asked me if my kilt was a real kilt. I looked at him funny for a moment then asked him what he said? He repeated himself "Is that a real kilt?"

I couldn't really understand how it couldn't be a real kilt. so I replied "Nope its all done with smoke and mirrors."

After he looked at me confused for a moment I told him it was a real kilt to which he smiled and went back to work.

Still not sure what the defining factor would have been to make my kilt real or just another dream.