Attn: Kilted Runners

**Alan H** · 6th January 12, 05:33 PM

Just remember the forum rule....
pics, or it didn't happen!

**LitTrog** · 6th January 12, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Alan H

Just remember the forum rule....
pics, or it didn't happen!

Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?), so pictures likely won't make anyone recoil in horror. Except my friend Jake, maybe. He is terrified of lovely young women. We drag him to upscale Gentlemen's clubs just to watch him pee himself. Whee!

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 6th January 12, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?), so pictures likely won't make anyone recoil in horror. Except my friend Jake, maybe. He is terrified of lovely young women. We drag him to upscale Gentlemen's clubs just to watch him pee himself. Whee!

Yeah, he's totally oversold me. NO WAY I can live up to that without some SERIOUS Photoshop.
;)

**Mickey** · 6th January 12, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?),

I've been trying to pronounce that word for a half an hour and can't do it. But I'll defer to you and assume that it makes sense and is a good thing

Originally Posted by GoodGirlGonePlaid

Yeah, he's totally oversold me. NO WAY I can live up to that without some SERIOUS Photoshop.
;)

GGGP, you are beautiful. Deal with it

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 6th January 12, 10:36 PM

*blushes*

**Pinkrose** · 7th January 12, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

grotesquitudinosity

Can you syllabize that out for us?

**LitTrog** · 7th January 12, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkrose

Can you syllabize that out for us?

Happily!

Grotesque (a facetious nod to GGGP's physical gifts) + an array of suffixes which indicate the state or quality of our root word + a couple meaningless syllables just to create a nice rhythm:

Gro-tesq-i-tude-in-OS-it-y!

Grotesquitudinosity! Practice it a little, and it will begin to roll right off the tongue. Quite musical, actually.

**Mickey** · 7th January 12, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

Gro-tesq-i-tude-in-OS-it-y!

Thanks! LOL. Hopefully I'll get a chance to use this word someday

**LitTrog** · 7th January 12, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by Mickey

Thanks! LOL. Hopefully I'll get a chance to use this word someday

Usage by X Marks members is free. All other folks owe me 25 cents per utterance.

**Blupiper** · 8th January 12, 12:24 AM

Hey, GGGP:

If you are looking for an event where "wearing the kilt is encouraged," check out this link:

http://www.promotionevents.com/GreatKilted/Course.htm

It's The Great Kilted Run and it's a 5K in Seattle each year. In 2012, it's going to be in mid-August. The link has a bunch of photos and there is a beer garden at the finish. Sponsored by a local brewer who offers one brew called the "Kilt Lifter." How can you go wrong?

JMB