Need to know how polite you are to people who are....curious

[Spinnaker]

I haven't been kilted for more than a few months, and the only questions I have to answer have come from wife. At first it was "Are you gay? If you are, it's okay. I just want to know." My answer was appropriate and not too polite. But like all people, the more they are exposed, the more comfortable they become. A couple of weeks ago, I came home from work, put on my kilt and sat down next to my wife at the counter bar to eat. She was in a dress and asked me if I was wearing underwear. I said yes. I think she was dissapointed because she then proceeded to flash me and say "I'm not." God love her! And I think she has swayed my way. Now if I can just convince her to allow me to order that Campbell tank I want.