Is it possible to wear a kilt and not look like you're from Scotland?

[The Wizard of BC]

Hey, if we're going to have a reality show, it needs to have Kim Kardashian in it.

...For plot interest. Maybe she'll wear tartan.

Na, I would prefer the girl from the Lochcarron site. She already wears Tartan. In fact there is almost enough fabric, that if you squint just right, you can just make out a full Sett.