Quote Originally Posted by Erisianmonkey View Post
I will clarify my personal definition of a kilt, then I am getting out of this thread before the fireworks start. To me, a kilt is a knee-length unbifurcated garment designed for a man, consisting of aprons at the front which overlap from left to right and pleats in the rear.

Further, deponent sayeth not.
Men, monkeys, and occasionally Wacko Warner, no?