Pesky garden dwellers

[Tattoo Bradley]

Much better to have garden gnomes than the dreaded "underpants gnomes."

[cloves]

Much better to have garden gnomes than the dreaded "underpants gnomes."

but Bradley...the underpants gnomes steal underpants...how bad can that be for a kilted guy??? I bet some folks on here would welcome them!

[turpin]

I shall be the lone voice for the lowly garden Gnome for when they're gone what will the vicious little Gnome-B-Gon's do? Sure gnomes are a tad mischievous why in me muum's garden the little blighter's out-fished here pond leaving the raccoon's nothing to play with. But G-B-G's will take over your garden, peeing all over the dandilions let alone what the will do all over your begonias. I shudder at the thought.

Nah, these guys are versatile. Once all the gnomes are gone they convert to votive candle holders. The thing is, their foraging range is wide enough that I can rent them out to all the neighbors who have a similar problem. Hopefully, though, they won't develop a taste for the human g-nome.

[walkerk]

Gnome-rich environment:

[way2fractious]

Gnome-rich environment:

walkerk, I thought Panache had a "no pics" policy in his garden!?

[auld argonian]

walkerk, I thought Panache had a "no pics" policy in his garden!?

No...that was a "No Picts" policy.

Best

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[McClef]

I used to work for the "Gnome Office" here in the UK!

(It was actually the Home Office but that was what my farewell card said when I left the Inland Revenue.)