Snappy comebacks

[Tommie]

If asked why are you wearing a kilt-
Start singing "I feel pretty,Oh so pretty"an go into a dance srweling around as much as you can.
Im sure they'll go away.

[Mr. Kilt]

If asked why are you wearing a kilt-
Start singing "I feel pretty,Oh so pretty"an go into a dance srweling around as much as you can.
Im sure they'll go away.

[MuffinMan]

Oragami crane that will be one I will carry in the secret pockets.

MM

[Marshal Moroni]

I'm not very spicy, I usually tell folks they'll simply have to check with my wife.

I have to admit its amazing to me that we keep getting "the question", I've never thought to ask any one, no matter what they were wearing about their underclothing.

Cheers,

Marshal Moroni

[Nervous Jock]

If asked why are you wearing a kilt-
Start singing "I feel pretty,Oh so pretty"an go into a dance srweling around as much as you can.
Im sure they'll go away.

I was gutted when I realised you probably didn't mean "Pretty vacant" by the Pistols