I'm surprised this show hasn't started using characters from Sci Fi movies like:
Star Fleet Security vs. Imperial Storm Troopers
OK we all know that the Imperial Storm Troopers would win. 
Heck if it were Star Fleet Security vs. The Ewoks our favorite red shirts would be destined to come in second place.
(After all Ewoks are scary little buggers with sharp teeth and strategy)
Cheers
Jamie
-See it there, a white plume
Over the battle - A diamond in the ash
Of the ultimate combustion-My panache
Edmond Rostand
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