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    I love jokes like this.
    My absolute favourite joke is:


    Ask me if I'm an orange.

    'Are you an orange?'


    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arlen View Post
    I love jokes like this.
    My absolute favourite joke is:


    Ask me if I'm an orange.

    'Are you an orange?'


    No.
    I can understand the appeal of that one.

    Most of them sound like the jokes I tell all the time. Except those are supposed to have punch lines, and I either forget them or get them wrong. . .
    Proudly Duncan [maternal], MacDonald and MacDaniel [paternal].

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    Has anyone heard the one about the two penguins?
    --dbh

    When given a choice, most people will choose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
    Has anyone heard the one about the two penguins?

    You mean...

    Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. The first penguin says, you look like you're wearing a tuxedo. The second penguin says, what makes you think I'm not?



    Keep 'em coming guys, you're cracking me up!
    The fear o' hell's the hangman's whip To laud the wretch in order; But where ye feel your honor grip, Let that aye be your border. - Robert Burns

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    Another rubbish joke

    Whats yellow and smells like Bananas?

    Bananas

    or

    Monkey puke


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