Quote Originally Posted by piperdbh View Post
If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?



I think a few of the posters here don't have all their ducks quacking in the same pew.
The way my grandpa told this one is:

If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long does it take a rooster sitting on a brass doorknob to hatch a hardware store?

He'd wait several minutes, then say, "Give up? So did the rooster!"

I love old people.