very surprised at the reaction at church.

[wildrover]

I've been practicing witchcraft for 20 years. If you come to my house and park in my spot, I'll have you toad! (As in, turn you into one!)

You need a sign for that.

"Drivers parked illegally will be toad."


Somehow reminded me of "She turned me in to a newt! ............I got better......."

No problem. I never, ever generalize groups based on my own experiences with individuals. That's for small minds- people who don't know any better.

That seems to be one of the hardest habits to break, one of the most difficult things to see in oneself, and one of the most disappointing when it's found. I try to keep a rather large store of pickled crows on hand, for my own culinary needs.