Snappy comebacks

**Makeitstop** · 12th February 08, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Dukeof Kircaldy

Well, This was my fav.

Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.

Imagine an army like that chasing you!

Actually, the kilt was just for day to day wear. In battle they wore a full sequin gown. The idea was to blind your opponent with glamor.

**Coemgen** · 13th February 08, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by Dukeof Kircaldy

Well, This was my fav.

Did you know that Scots never fought wearing the kilt? They took them off to do battle. That was the secret of their success.

Imagine an army like that chasing you!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

**Captain Karrot** · 13th February 08, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by ohneplo

1) Good girls don't ask.. but bad girls find out for themselves!

This is another favorite of mine...always gets a good response!

**highlander_Daz** · 14th February 08, 06:45 AM

If Im ever asked why Im wearing the Kilt I normally say

"with legs like mine its a crime not to"

normally shuts em up

**Nervous Jock** · 14th February 08, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Tommie

If asked why are you wearing a kilt-
Start singing "I feel pretty,Oh so pretty"an go into a dance srweling around as much as you can.
Im sure they'll go away.

I was gutted when I realised you probably didn't mean "Pretty vacant" by the Pistols

**NewYorkBen** · 14th February 08, 11:17 AM

I was asked by a young woman in front of a bar here in NY. I said, "you first!"

Without blinking she lifted up her tiny skirt to show off her white panties.

"Um, I have to go back in now and keep drinking," I muttered. I was not prepared.

**Phil** · 14th February 08, 01:33 PM

I must be going wrong somewhere but nobody ever asks me "the question". One or two have found out by themselves, mind you, although I always wear something when dancing just to disappoint the ladies.

**Nervous Jock** · 14th February 08, 01:40 PM

When we're away at Rugby and there's a crowd of us I tend to say "same as him only smaller/larger" (depending who is asking)

**BEEDEE** · 14th February 08, 02:42 PM

Check this list out: http://www.vintagekilts.com/page3.html

Brian

**Erisianmonkey** · 14th February 08, 03:03 PM

I was asked the question once by a (very shapely and attractive) blonde in a really skimpy outfit. I responded by asking if she was wearing undergarments herself. She said, "Nope, but I don't have time to show you right now, I've got to get to work," and walked out the door of the convenience store where this took place. My turn to look somewhat astonished.