This morning when my wife joined me in our upstairs office where we process our eBay activities, my wife commented that she had noticed the neatly pinned pleats that I had done last night. With the lyrics of Chuck Berry's famous song from back in my era running suddenly through my head, I suggested that now I need a small celtic bell to wear carefully suspended beneath. To this she graciuosly replied, SMALL BELL !!!??? You need to get a cow bell! With that we both erupted in laughter at the obvious new rendition of "the question": I like your kilt, but what's all that racket when you walk? The answer is obvious...My dingaling!