This is what kilting does to you.

[Bob C]

While driving today, I saw a tiny whitetail deer fawn running alongside the road.

Did I think, "How cute! What a beautiful animal?" No, I thought, "That spotted hide would make a really nice sporran."

[Wompet]

The last family meal we had, my one brother's girlfriend said that she wanted to have a pet skunk, and hey - if it didn't work out, she could give it to me. Without missing a beat, I said "Sporran."


My family knew I was kidding.
But the look on her face was priceless.

[Bigkahuna]

Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!

[7 miles]

Every time i see a stuffed animal or fresh road kill these thoughts run through my mind.

[Aldisimo]

Oh no, not a Bambi sporran! The horror! The horror!

[Nighthawk]

Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!

I took our kitten, held her to my crotch, looked at my wife and grinned. She said without missing a beat "I will divorce you."

Every time i see a stuffed animal or fresh road kill these thoughts run through my mind.

I want a full mask Ewok sporran.

[McFarkus]

Thanks, all of you. You gave me several good laughs.

[Zardoz]

Mrs.Z and I were at a awards lunchen for one of her womens business groups last weekend. During the program they had some raffle prizes, one of which was a nice fur wrap. As they were showing it off, one of the ladies at our table asked me "Isn't that lovely?" and I of course said; "Yes, you could make a bunch of sporrans out of it!"

[SteveB]

While my spouse was driving, we spotted a field of sheep. I started counting them. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 1KILT, 1, 2, 3,........

[David Dubh]

Now I wonder if anyone has ever had a porcupine sporran?? I think it woulg be grand! Not much chance of anybody getting hold of you money with that one