Two men from the outer islands of Great Britain are on a trip to the USA, standing on a corner when a large flatbed truck rolls by loaded with rolled-up sections of turf.
"Well you know Jimmy," one says turning to the other, "someday I hope to be that rich."
"How rich would that be, Michael?" the other asks.
"Well as rich as the fellow there, who sends out his grass to be cut!"
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