What is the most painful thing that has happened to you while you were wearing a kilt?

I guess mine is when, a few years back, I was gardening in a canvas kilt and attacked by fire ants. I was also wearing sandals. Our fire ants aren't as bad as the imported, fire ants like in Texas, but they do attack in mass. The up side was they were easier to brush off my legs all at one time in a kilt than if I had been wearing trousers or shorts. It's a yearly event, and that is what reminded me of the episode.

So... tell me your pain.