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    Lazarus Corrino: If a woman asks, tell her she's got to tell you what she's got on underneath.
    I had that happen. A young woman asked me what I was wearing under the kilt. I replied, "I wouldn't dream of asking you what YOU'RE wearing under your slacks." "A thong," she replied, "Now what's under that kilt?" So I told her and she freaked out.

    One of the classic replies comes only to one particular variant of the question:

    "What's worn under the kilt?"

    "Nothing's worn, lassie, everything's in perfect working order."
    Last edited by McFarkus; 8th February 08 at 08:57 AM.
    Animo non astutia

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