LOL Great story!
I think David's Bridal gives and IQ test and if you pass they don't hire you.
My daughter is getting married soon so she wanted me to get measured for my tux. Since Davids displays them she thought they would measure for them so we go and the girls says "No we don't measure for tux's here, but you can go to Men's Wearhouse in the mall."

Great plan except Men's Wearhouse is in the SAME SHOPPING CENTER as David's Bridal. It's just around the corner. We got a kick out of that.