Attn: Kilted Runners

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 6th January 12, 05:22 PM

Originally Posted by cck

Since I am a runner, and don't do highland games, I can only address the kilt-for-running question. Unless it is really cold, thick and heavy is not what you want. All my runs have been done in a Sportkilt. More recently I have purchased one of their Hiking Kilts. The lighter and the less there is of it, the better it is for running. This is the same principal that is applied to running shorts and other running attire.

It's a lightweight/ mid(?)weight mini kilt, so it's not too too cumbersome.
However, it is the perpetual 72 degrees here in SoCal. So it may be a bit warm. Whatever. I'm doing it!
;)
Thanks all!

Originally Posted by LitTrog

As to your final concern, just avoid engaging anyone in conversation--no one will have a clue how very slow you are.

**Alan H** · 6th January 12, 05:33 PM

Just remember the forum rule....
pics, or it didn't happen!

**LitTrog** · 6th January 12, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Alan H

Just remember the forum rule....
pics, or it didn't happen!

Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?), so pictures likely won't make anyone recoil in horror. Except my friend Jake, maybe. He is terrified of lovely young women. We drag him to upscale Gentlemen's clubs just to watch him pee himself. Whee!

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 6th January 12, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?), so pictures likely won't make anyone recoil in horror. Except my friend Jake, maybe. He is terrified of lovely young women. We drag him to upscale Gentlemen's clubs just to watch him pee himself. Whee!

Yeah, he's totally oversold me. NO WAY I can live up to that without some SERIOUS Photoshop.
;)

**Mickey** · 6th January 12, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?),

I've been trying to pronounce that word for a half an hour and can't do it. But I'll defer to you and assume that it makes sense and is a good thing

Originally Posted by GoodGirlGonePlaid

Yeah, he's totally oversold me. NO WAY I can live up to that without some SERIOUS Photoshop.
;)

GGGP, you are beautiful. Deal with it

**GoodGirlGonePlaid** · 6th January 12, 10:36 PM

*blushes*

**Pinkrose** · 7th January 12, 07:31 AM

Originally Posted by LitTrog

grotesquitudinosity

Can you syllabize that out for us?

**LitTrog** · 7th January 12, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkrose

Can you syllabize that out for us?

Happily!

Grotesque (a facetious nod to GGGP's physical gifts) + an array of suffixes which indicate the state or quality of our root word + a couple meaningless syllables just to create a nice rhythm:

Gro-tesq-i-tude-in-OS-it-y!

Grotesquitudinosity! Practice it a little, and it will begin to roll right off the tongue. Quite musical, actually.