Quote Originally Posted by Alan H View Post
Just remember the forum rule....
pics, or it didn't happen!
Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?), so pictures likely won't make anyone recoil in horror. Except my friend Jake, maybe. He is terrified of lovely young women. We drag him to upscale Gentlemen's clubs just to watch him pee himself. Whee!