Quote Originally Posted by LitTrog View Post
Yeah, there's an idea.

Obviously, from Alan's accounts, we all are aware of your grotesquitudinosity (is that a word?), so pictures likely won't make anyone recoil in horror. Except my friend Jake, maybe. He is terrified of lovely young women. We drag him to upscale Gentlemen's clubs just to watch him pee himself. Whee!

Yeah, he's totally oversold me. NO WAY I can live up to that without some SERIOUS Photoshop.
;)